when i first started using tumblr, every morning i would keep scrolling the dashboard until i reached the last post i saw from the night before
oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?
well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
"Have you ever felt an infant’s blood drip down your chin? Or listened to a girl scream as you rip her guts out? Because you will."
Right now, 500 light years away from Earth, there’s a planet that looks a lot like our own. It is bathed in dim orangeish light, which at high noon is only as bright as the golden hour before sunset back home.
NASA scientists are calling the planet Kepler-186f, and it’s unlike anything they’ve found. The big news: Kepler-186f is the closest relative to the Earth that researchers have discovered.
It’s the first Earth-sized planet in the habitable zone of another star—the sweet spot between too-hot Mercury-like planets and too-cold Neptunes— and it is likely to give scientists their first real opportunity to seek life elsewhere in the universe. “It’s no longer in the realm of science fiction,” said Elisa Quintana, a researcher at the SETI Institute.
But if there is indeed life on Kepler-186f, it may not look like what we have here. Given the redder wavelengths of light on the planet, vegetation there would sprout in hues of yellow and orange instead of green.
Read more. [Image: NASA Ames/SETI Institute/JPL-Caltech]
i am here to defend girls . tall girls. short girls. big girls. small girls. shy girls. outgoing girls. queer girls. straight girls. girls who wear a lot of makeup. girls who don’t wear a lot of makeup. girls with light skin. girls with dark skin. girls who shave. girls who…
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”